Crime & Emergencies

Columbus businesses and COTA pull April Fools’ Day pranks on residents

David Kowalski
David Kowalski
COLUMBUS, OH·

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COLUMBUS — Local businesses, government agencies and the transit authority joined the April Fools’ Day festivities Monday, launching playful pranks and fake announcements that had Columbus residents doing double-takes.

The Central Ohio Transit Authority led the charge with one of the most elaborate hoaxes, announcing plans to replace all buses with horse-drawn carriages to reduce carbon emissions. COTA posted detailed mockups on social media showing ornate carriages bearing the agency’s logo.

“We’re committed to sustainable transportation, and what’s more sustainable than horsepower?” COTA joked in their fake announcement. The post garnered hundreds of comments from amused and confused riders before the agency revealed the prank.

Local Brands Get Creative

Several Columbus-based companies participated in the annual tradition with their own creative twists. Schmidt’s Sausage Haus announced they would begin offering sausage-flavored ice cream, complete with professional product photos that looked surprisingly authentic.

Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams countered with their own food mashup, claiming to launch a line of ice cream pizzas available for delivery. The beloved local ice cream company posted elaborate social media content featuring their signature flavors atop pizza crusts.

White Castle took a different approach, announcing plans to open a fine dining location called “White Palace” complete with tableside service and a sommelier. The fast-food chain known for small square burgers shared mock-elegant photos of their sliders presented on fine china.

Government Joins the Fun

Even local government agencies participated in the lighthearted tradition. The City of Dublin announced plans to change its name to “Emerald City” and require all residents to wear green year-round, playing off its Irish heritage and annual Dublin Irish Festival.

Columbus officials revealed a fake proposal to install giant buckeye sculptures throughout downtown, each weighing 10,000 pounds and standing 15 feet tall. The city’s social media team created detailed renderings showing the massive nuts adorning major intersections.

The Franklin County Sheriff’s Office announced they would begin using therapy llamas instead of police dogs, complete with photos of uniformed officers posing with the fluffy animals. “Llamas are naturally calming and excellent at de-escalating situations,” the department joked in their post.

Residents React

Columbus residents responded with a mix of amusement and brief confusion as the pranks spread across social media platforms throughout the day. Many praised local organizations for bringing levity during otherwise serious times.

“I actually believed the COTA horse thing for about five minutes,” said downtown resident Sarah Martinez. “It seemed crazy enough that it could be real.”

The pranks continued a long tradition of April Fools’ Day participation by Columbus businesses and organizations, with many residents eagerly anticipating what their favorite local brands would unveil each year.

By late afternoon Monday, all participating organizations had revealed their jokes and returned to regular programming, leaving behind social media posts filled with laughing emojis and appreciative comments from the community.

Sources: The Columbus Dispatch

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